DATE: Lbr, Alice would be adorable to date. She’d make you a handmade card for your one month anniversary, bake you your favorite cookies, and just be really fucking cute. But she’d also be like, up in your business. She can’t help but mother people, and once you start dating her, THAT’S EVEN MORE EXCUSE. Did you study for that thing? Are you eating enough vegetables? Where is your umbrella, you know it’s going to rain today?
SEX: Alice is probably pretty naive about these things, at least to start. She’s not the type to seek out this kind of information, and it’s not like she’s a muggle in an era where they just discuss these things on tv. She may have some conversations with her very close girlfriends, but that’s about it. Even later on, she’d still be pretty vanilla. But like, good vanilla? French vanilla? But if kinky crazy sex is your thing, keep moving.
LONG-TERM: Being with Alice long term, particularly living with Alice, means seeing a lot more of her Type A tendencies. I think, because she puts her best face forward in public, she probably expresses a lot of her stress at home. So, she’s less perfect-wife-and-career-woman-Alice and more, “You’re loading the dishwasher wrong. Why are you putting that there? Why are you doing that? Just stop, I’LL DO IT.”
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SEX: Alice is probably pretty naive about these things, at least to start. She’s not the type to seek out this kind of information, and it’s not like she’s a muggle in an era where they just discuss these things on tv. She may have some conversations with her very close girlfriends, but that’s about it. Even later on, she’d still be pretty vanilla. But like, good vanilla? French vanilla? But if kinky crazy sex is your thing, keep moving.
LONG-TERM: Being with Alice long term, particularly living with Alice, means seeing a lot more of her Type A tendencies. I think, because she puts her best face forward in public, she probably expresses a lot of her stress at home. So, she’s less perfect-wife-and-career-woman-Alice and more, “You’re loading the dishwasher wrong. Why are you putting that there? Why are you doing that? Just stop, I’LL DO IT.”